I'm going about my business at work, per usual, and BAM! My friend Ruben sends me the most magical home for sale listed on har.com for $1,275,000. I mean, this totally normal home has it all. Just take a look:
Beautiful home, right? I mean, LOOK at this thing.
Wait, that guy chillin' by the gate is pretty cool. Probably the only mannequin type thing in the house...right?
Wait. Hold on.
I want this house so bad.
I've never felt more attached to a real estate listing. It probably has more spiders, dead things, and haunted items than the entire collection of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Those mannequins can be my friends. FINALLY, I'll have friends.
If you are as in love with this home as me, check out the actual listing below. This house is beauty incarnate. Please, someone buy me this home.